Problems with the Family Court
By Victor M. Sant ‘AnnaProblems with the Family Court
(©Victor M. Sant’Anna 2004)
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ROLES:
Man: middle-aged man
Women: middle-aged woman, mother of two, a boy and a girl, almost in adult age.
Boy: young man aged between 17 and 20.
Girl: young woman aged between 17 and 20.
The Woman and her two children are engaged in a conversation. The Woman is in the center of the stage, probably seated, as if listening to complaints of two lawyers.
Girl: Dearest judge! The insinuation of untrue fact deserves repudiation! Any disclosure which violates a person`s honor and public image generates corresponding rights to compensation!
Woman: Most certainly so! I am inclined to consider these accusations true…
Boy: Judge, and how do you stand on the argument that this false report came from a reliable source?
Woman: It is just as good as a plugged nickel!
Girl: The liability for disclosing incorrect report exists. The direct cause of this damage is the disclosing itself!
Boy: And whoever discloses responds for the act? Can isolated facts, sometimes focused correctly, sometimes not, generate liability?
Girl: The issue here is that some publications do not hesitate to defame authorities, institutions and powers…
Boy: Freedom of thought? Yes, but with responsibility!
Girl: The abuse, when it doesn’t respect people and institutions, undermines the democratic system…
Boy: Some individuals prefer to make illations, accusations. This, with due respect, is not the behavior expected of a man of respect!
Woman: Man! Of respect!
The Boy and Girl leave the stage, a song begins. The Man enters the stage and approaches the Woman. The Man and Woman, far from each other, dance to a song (dance club). As songs change they come closer to each other, smiling at one another. Soon they are dancing together, as one, kissing each other. The music suddenly stops and he goes away from her. She could be paralyzed, for example. He doesn’t come to her, because he’s in fact remembering something. He could, for instance, be going towards the audience.
Man: In times gone by, a kiss would seal the happy ending of a beautiful love story. But that was not my case. That was the beginning of a series of things that I will try to tell you. She was hanging out with many of her girlfriends that night and none of them noticed me. Ah, If only I had been with another girl that night… but I guess it was fate.
The Man stops talking and freezes at his place. Now it’s the Woman’s turn to speak.
Woman: Oh, nonsense! He knows it was not fate. I told him …
Man (interrupting): No you did not!
Woman: Just shush, okay? Will you let me tell them my version to this?
Man: These are my memories and this is my story. I am the one who wrote it! Your interruption only prevents people to know the truth!
Woman (ignoring his words): Well, I planned everything, fate had nothing to do with this. Some of my girlfriends warned me about him, but I had already made up mind… he would be mine. He’s kinda goofy and didn’t even notice it. I arranged for us to go out to somewhere he’d definitely want to go. We had a mutual friend who made everything easier. He was the man I was looking for… forty, single…
Man: Fourty-five!
Woman (continuing her speech): …divorced and mother of two teenagers… it was about time to have a husband!
Man: Do you see what I have to go through every time I speak of my own memories? She just can’t help being nosy!
The music starts again and they start dancing.
Man: You’ve got to understand this story: I was alone, but didn’t want any committed relationship. I just wanted to have some free fucks… show my ‘ex’ that I, surrounded by hot women, was the world’s greatest lover!
Woman: And you really are!
Man: I didn’t want to be with someone who would eventually chase me down and then stick to me like glue! I want to be a free man
Woman: No, you don’t!
Man: Look, I think you’re really fine… blond, beautiful, sexy… You’re everything a bunch of men dream on having, but you were just not who I was looking for! I was a little confused, trying to decide if I wanted to be alone for the rest of my life… Well, I was also sick of the attracting only ugly women. Nothing against ugly women because my ‘ex’ was also ugly… and fat… and dumb too. But I was tired. Just because I’m needy and need some company, it doesn’t mean that I’m available for anyone! I know I’m ugly, old, kinda bald, not very clever and I have no money whatsover, but that’s no reason to think they can go grabbing me!
Woman: The opposite happens to me. Just because I’m beautiful and sexy men can’t stop trying to win me over! Being sexy doesn’t mean I want to fuck everyone!
Man: Don’t you?
Woman: No!
Man: I always thought the pretty ones enjoyed fucking around with guys…
Woman: You and all men think the same…
Man: Of course, I am a man, right? I mean … What am I saying? I don’t think like that!
The Man and Woman are now seated. They could be on a car seat or just anywhere else.
Man: I can’t get into a relationship right now. I’m not ready yet.
Woman: There is no ‘I’m not ready yet’! If you paid for the show, you’ve got to watch it!
Man: Look, I still have feelings for another person.
Woman: I understand that, it’s nice to have someone.
Man: You know… we don’t need to have anything, we can just go out together!
Woman: Sure, that’s what I think too!
Man: Why waste time trying to do something for which we are not ready?
Woman: That’s what I always say… men don’t understand that a man and a woman can be together without having to make love…
Man: Or to be in a relationship. We don’t need to have sex!
Woman: No, absolutely not. You can have a relationship without having sex!
Man: Sure! Or have sex without having a relationship!
Woman: You’re right!
Silence.
Man: I just need someone by my side, someone to go out, dance, these things. Nothing else.
Woman: Perfect! My last relatioships lasted months and still we never had sex…
Man: Never?
Woman: Never. My religion, you know…
Man: Great! It seems that we understand each other very well!
Woman: It’s true! We’re a fine match!
Man: I’m not looking for someone to be in my life.
Woman: Neither do I! I have a family!
Man: Let’s continue as friends… or lovers, the name doesn’t matter, but we don’t need to have anything serious!
Women: We’re getting along well!
Man: We’re getting along well!
They keep looking at each other in silence. After a brief moment they hug each other fiercely for they could not resist.
Woman: Come here and do me!
Man: You’re so fucking hot!
Woman: Lick my pussy good, daddy!
Man: You… bitch!
Woman: Fuck me, come on, right here!
They go away from each other as if they had noticed something external.
Man: Wait, someone is coming!
Woman: Wow! You really understand women!
Man: Me?
Woman: I’ve never had a lover like you!
Man: I haven’t done anything yet!
Woman: You know how to seduce a woman!
Man: Seduce? I was the one seduced!
Woman: Come here, let’s continue.
Man: I’d better go, I think is this is going out of control.
Woman: You’re not going to leave me now, will you? You turn me on again and again and then you leave me!
Man: Wait a second! I should have said this!
The Man and Woman are walking, he tries to escape from her, but she stops him.
Woman: Oh, stop being so silly… come on…
Man: I can’t get into a relationship right now. I’m not ready yet.
Woman: There is no ‘I’m not ready yet’! If you paid for the show, you’ve got to watch it!
Man: Look, I still have feelings for another person.
Woman: I understand that, it’s nice to have someone.
Man: You know… we don’t need to have anything, we can just go out together!
Woman: Sure, that’s what I think too! Come here, come here!
Man: Why waste time trying to do something for which we are not ready?
Woman: That’s what I always say… men don’t understand that a man and a woman can be together without having to make love…
Man: Or to be in a relationship. We don’t need to have sex!
Woman: No, absolutely not. You can have a relationship without having sex!
Man: Sure! Or have sex without having a relationship!
Woman: You’re right!
Man: I just need someone by my side, someone to go out, dance, these things. Nothing else.
Women: I agree with you!
Man: I’m not looking for someone to be in my life.
Women: We’re getting along just fine!
Man: We’re getting along just fine!
Woman: You know… we should get married!
Man: Get married?
They come to the Woman’s house. Her children are at the table.
Woman: This is my boyfriend…
Man: As a matter of fact we’re just friends!
Girl (friendly): Hi…
Boy (serious tone): Hi.
Man: So, this is where you live!
Boy: No, we live in another place!
Woman: Don’t be rude!
Boy: Snappy answers to stupid questions!
Woman: Your behavior is inappropriate!
Girl: He is just jealous!
Man: And you, what do you think of your mother having a … “friend”?
Girl: I don’t have to think anything about it.
Man: Alright…
Girl: Envyness? Maybe…
Man: Oh, let’s not make it such a big deal of it.
Girl: It’s good to be with someone, have someone to kiss, date.
Man: I’m just a friend.
Women (grabs the man by the arm): We are more than that, right?
Man: Just a second…
The Man interrupts the scene and talks to the audience
Man: Look, in the beginning, and according to her, we were only friends. Now we’re more than friends. It appears to me that women don’t mean what they say… hidden intentions.
The Woman also interrupts the scene and explains the situation.
Woman: At first we were just friends! But things change, now he sees it as ‘hidden intentions”!
Man: Did you need to say that in front of your children? You could have at least warned me first!
Woman: Warned you of what? That we liked each other and were getting into a serious relationship?
Man: What serious relationship? I said a million times that I didn’t want to get married!
Woman: If that troubles you, know that we don’t need to live together.
Man: No, it’s not that!
The Girl also comes forward and speaks.
Girl: Men are all the same! They want to have fun, but when it’s time to get real they vanish into thin air!
Man: How so?
Girl: You’re all bastards! All of you!
The Boy also speaks his mind on the topic
Guy: Who is he to think he can come here like he wanted to take over everything? He really wants to take advantage of our family!
Woman: That’s right! He wants to use me!
Boy: You’ll never be the man my father was!
Man: Hold on a moment! This is kinda confusing. I gotta go, I have to think.
Boy: …a bit late I’d say!
The Man leaves the stage. The Woman and her children engage on a conversation.
Boy: What the fuck is that!? Why do you have to grab the first man you see?
Woman: Hey… hey boy… are you nuts?
Girl: Come on, mom. I know it’s important to have someone, but couldn’t you at least choose someone better?
Women: Better?
Guy: He’s not worth a plugged nickel! You need someone who will respect you!
Woman: Look, I think you two have misunderstood this situation. I’m a divorced woman and it’s very difficult to find a good man these days. You two better think about that. Now excuse me.
The Woman leaves the stage.
Girl: A good man… He didn’t seem that good to me.
Boy: A clown, a big stupid clown, that’s what he really is.
Girl: Maybe he is not that bad. The problem here is that men are not really interested in commitments.
Boy: No, what he really wants is to fuck our mother and he thinks we’ll let him do her, give her on a tray. I don’t want this guy here. I don’t like him. He is no good for us.
Girl: Don’t take this way, I think I wouldn’t mind have a daddy like him.
Boy: Hey! Don’t you say that! He’s not going to be our father!
Girl: Of course not, try to think for second. Our mother doesn’t date anyone in ages… It would be good because she’d be less tense and… imagine if this guy is… rich?
Boy: Big deal… This guy could be a millionaire and I still would never want to see him around.
Girl: Let’s be practical, our mother will get involved with someone sooner or later.
Boy: Then let it be later, way later!
Girl: Look, we are not going to decide anything, then let things happen as they should. And you know… I don’t think this man wants anything to do with our mother.
Boy: He’s not going to be with our mother, he is not worth a dime and I’ll prove it!
The boy leaves the stage. The Woman comes in.
Woman: Dear, I know it sounds strange, but I’m in love with this man! He was the first who didn’t spend months trying to take me to bed! And you know… this turns a woman on! With so much disrespect going on, to find a true gentleman is very difficult.
Girl: But mom, this guy didn’t seem very interested in you.
Woman: Look, dear, maybe this is my fault. I have let myself to be seduced by him too fast. I should have played harder or better. Something happened between us and I don’t know what it was. I’ve had two boyfriends after your father and I got divorced. I’ve been alone for the past seven years and he is the first guy I introduce to you because he is the first man I desire to have something more!
Girl: Easy there, mom. He didn’t seem to be interested in having something serious with you.
Woman: He was married once and he’s been alone for a long time. It’s just a matter of making the right moves before I steal him to me.
The Man enters the stage as they (Woman and Girl) leave talking to each other.
Man: I guess this was what they really thought of me; At least that was what I understood from some conversations I had later. It’s difficult to know for sure what each of them thought, the children seemed not to like me so much, she seemed to be in love and I was taking things slowly, I didn’t stop seeing other women, for example.
The Woman enters the stage.
Woman: What? You’re seeing other women? You bastard!
Man: Hey, I don’t want to argue with you, we agreed that we wouldn’t have a commitment.
Woman: And we don’t have one! But still… You can’t just go out like that with any girl in front of me!
Man: But I like to hang out!
Woman: But why don’t you hang out with your male friends? Do you have to do that with women?
Man: But I like women!
Woman: If it’s that innocent, why don’t you go out with me?
Man: You work all week. You only have Saturday afternoons free and I want to go out on the other weekdays.
Woman: I don’t understand you. You pretend to be a saint when in fact you just want to fool me!
Man: Fool you?
Woman: Don’t try being funny, we agreed that we would be friends!
Man: I think we need some clarification here. Being your ‘friend’ means I can only go out with you?
Woman: Oh, don’t put words in my mouth!
Man: So just be straight up now: Can I or Can I not go out with other women?
Women: Women? Why do you have to go out with women?
Man: Come on, please! Answer my question.
Woman: You can go out with whoever you want to!
Man: Ok then, but think twice before making demands later!
Woman: Who are you planning to go out with?
Man: I don’t know… with friends probably. I’m going to watch football some time during this week, can I?
Woman: Does “Bel” like football?
Man: Bel? What Bel?
Woman: Her name was on your cellphone, you jerk! You’ve called her several times!
Man: Oh, she’s an old friend, we ran into each other the other day at the mall!
Woman: Oh, sure! And then you kept calling her to watch football with you…
Man: Look, don’t be jealous…
Women (very angry): I’m not jealous!
She leaves the stage very angry at him while the Girl comes in.
Girl: You two shouldn’t argue like that.
Man: But it’s hard not to, people have different views to what is right and what is wrong.
Girl: Look, we like you, but from what I heard of this argument, you’ve been seeing other women. And it’s just not right to do this to our mother.
Man: I’m not going over this matter with you, it makes no sense. What your mother and I have concern us alone.
Girl: Alright, I just wanted to help.
Man: I think I better go now.
The Girl leaves the stage and the Woman comes in.
Woman: Hey, I’m sorry to have spied on you through your cellphone. I didn’t do that on purpose…
Man: No need to apologize.
Woman: Let’s be at peace then?
Man: Well, I don’t even know why we’re arguing after all. It seems that what I do is not well accepted.
Woman: Could you do me a favor?
Man: Of course…
Women: Take my son to this game with you. He hasn’t seen his father in so long and he does need some male companionship.
Man: But I’ve already arranged to go with… Oh well… but does he at least support the same team I do?
Both leave the stage and the Boy comes in.
Boy: It was horrible! My team lost the match to that idiot’s team and I had to pretend I was enjoying it just to please my mother!
The Man returns to the stage. They seat, probably on a car seat or on a park bench.
Man: We don’t have to be friends; We just need to learn how to coexist…
Boy: It’s OK for me… Whatever my mother asks of me, that’s what I’ll do. But you know… I don’t like at all to be here, of you coming into to my house and stealing our mother from us.
Man: I’ve never wanted to be there, it was your mother the one who insisted on taking me to your house. I just wanted a some company… nothing else!
Boy: You wanted to have fun with my mother; you wanted to fuck her…
Man: There is no need of you to think or speak this way.
The boy gets up and speaks to the audience.
Boy: We never got to watch this football match! He didn’t even get to know me!
Man: It’s true, but your mother was speaking of you all the time. She was showing me your photos; she kept counting down the days until she’d get to receive her monthly call…
Boy: But how can this be? Did you imagine all my feelings from what she’d tell you?
Man: Look, I imagined that if you had been here, you’d have this attitude… you’d be my enemy, jealous and all the rest… Then I thought you’d eventually fall into this thinking that I would want to replace your dad. After a time we could be friends. I’m sure of that!
Boy: Wow, what an imagination you have!
Man: Then, please, tell me what you think I should be thinking…
Boy: To start with, I don’t know where this football match came from. You were going out with this woman… Bel… is it not?
Man: I had no commitment to your mother!
Boy: Yes, then why are you there trying to come to peace with me because of a fight we never had? Why don’t you give more attention to my mom and get it all sorted out? It is necessary to go out with as many people as you can to prove you’ve got nothing with her? Is that it? To have many women? What are you trying to prove? That you can be a stud? That you are independent? What exactly are you trying to prove?
Man: Hey, I liked your mother. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone, but she didn’t help me out; she wanted more than I was ready to give.
Boy: Oh… poor you!
Man: Look, I didn’t force your mother to like me.
The Woman comes in.
Woman: But you won me, unintentionally, yeah, but still… you won me.
Man: I’m not really sure about that. What did I do after all? I only danced with you.
Woman: Sometimes this is just what we need… someone to dance with us!
Man: But I’m a terrible dancer!
The Man speaks to the audience.
Man: So to win’s a woman heart, all you need to do is to dance with her. But don’t dance very well… Coz everyone knows that men who dance well are always…
Boy (angrily): Are what? Say it again?
Man: Look I’m just kidding here, I didn’t mean to offend anyone!
Boy: Jus.. just say it! Say it! Say that men who know how to dance are always gay!
Man: Don’t put words in my mouth!
Boy: So you think I’m gay, right?
The Boy leaves the stage.
Man (talking to the Boy and to himself): I don’t know. I don’t get it; I was talking about something else… I’m sorry, it’s was just me being me. And I think I’ve gone way too far this time; that was not what I wanted.
Woman: Leave him alone!
Man: I think it’s time to put an end to everything. Things don’t look good right now and that wasn’t what I looking for. Sorry, but this is just not working the way I wanted.
Woman: What? Are you mad?
Man: I guess I better go, let’s put an end to this story while we’re still alright.
Woman: No, you’re not going to put an end to anything here! I forbid you!
Man: Forbid me? How so?
Woman: You really think you can do whatever you want to do with me, right?
Man: Why should we insist in something that is not working?
Woman: I’m not going to be used and then thrown away!
Man: Who said that I’m doing that? I just want to leave before we get too hurt.
Woman: I’m the only one who is hurt here! Offended! Who else here bet on anything? You’re not worth a plugged nickel! You can’t treat people this way!
Man: Look, I don’t understand… We always talk a lot.
Woman: You can’t leave! You can’t!
The Man talks to the audience.
Man: Well, I thought about ending this, but a few things happened, other things.
Woman: If you leave me, I swear I’ll take revenge!
Man: I’m not trying to be cliché here, but I think we need… “some time apart”…
Woman: Don’t ever speak to me again. Ever! I don’t want to see you again!
The Woman leaves the stage and the Girl comes in. While the Girl dances alone in the center of the stage, the Man comes closer and dances with her. Soon they are together, but just when they’re about to touch each other, she goes away from him a little and speaks him.
Man (to the audience): Here began my nightmare! What happened before was just my imagination, but the rest, the rest is real.
Girl: Of course I recognized you, you were my teacher. You’re into 18-year-old girls… You’re just like every teacher who wants to get laid with their female students. Thankfully you were my teacher for a short time. You know what? I feel like sending a message to some classmates who study with me and warn them about you. I mean, in case you, someday, invite any of these girls for an innocent meal. ‘Be careful, another fool looking for trouble!’. We could be your daughters, but still you always think you can give us private sex lessons… how to proceed and how to date. Does your supervisor know of your preferences? You’re very caring…
Man: Funny… You were not my student… because if you really knew me, you wouldn’t be saying these foolishness.
Girl: I don’t think this is funny, teacher. And yes! I was your student. Why do you go to so many parties and clubs for young people? What were you looking for there? Sorry for this stupid question, because as people say… more is better… and/or maybe you’re not brave enough and is left with your imagination, right? You’ve got to be pretty desperate to go to so many places like that. Good luck and I hope you get married soon. The only funny thing I remember about you is your nickname… known by your colleagues as ‘in direct’.
Man: I don’t get it…
Girl: What would happen if I told your girlfriend of what happens between us?
Man: I don’t know… Maybe she’d like to know that her daughter is having a crisis of conscience as she tries to seduce middle age men.
The Girl leaves the stage.
The Boy comes to the stage wearing a mask.
Masked Boy (speaks to the audience as if presenting an advertisement): You didn’t get a Christmas present for your girlfriend, wife and/or lover yet? Then have a look at my line of sex products! I have panties (edibles, thongs, crotchless g-strings, c-strings, cheekies – for you to unveil paradise slowly), erotic fantasies, suspenders, massage oils for you to spread on her little body… Everything for a hot night of pleasure… I also have the all LG products!
Man: LG? What does it mean?
Masked Boy: For lesbians and gays… flavored lubricants, colored condoms in strawberry and chocolate flavors. Chocolate dildos for your sexiest games. Eat all of your lover with a delicious chocolate mousse spread over his or hers hottest parts. There is no extra fees included and shipping is free!
Man: Yeah right…
Masked Boy: If you’re alone, I’ve got beautiful girls and boys to attend you. And we are offering escorts on special prices for each time of the day! Affordable prices for one afternoon, morning of evening… intense of pleasures and excitement! Pick a fantasy and we’ll do the rest! We also have special discounts for more than one escort! Naughty Carla and her gang of sexy bitches, a world of pleasure!
Man: Naughty Carla!
Masked Boy: Yes! At your service!
Man: ‘escorts for each time of the day’… how much? What kind of fantasies? Are there any photos of these possible escorts?
Masked Boy: Don’t worry… We have escorts for all of your fantasies. Just tell us if you prefer these escorts to be men or women. Of, if you prefer, with your girlfriend… I mean… if she is taking part in this fantasy. My team is trained to make any fantasy true! As for the type of escort you want, you need to tell of your fantasy: the age of these girls, or boys, the type of body and what you want to happen. Photos will be sent later on. You also need to be very clear… oh… and don’t forget to tell us what time you prefer for it to happen. Because we’re professionals, all details must be given, especially if you have a girlfriend or is married – that will help us maintain secrecy. For one escort we charge ninety bucks! For two… two hundred! If you want three or more escorts we charge four hundred and eighty! You can choose for the escorts to be all of the same sex or mixed. The fantasies? Yes… you choose them. After we agree on the number of escorts, you’ll send us your phone number so we can work on the other details. If you need Viagra, we offer you a courtesy pill. Don’t forget to be honest to us so your hours of enjoyment can be unforgettable.
The Man remains silent.
Masked boy (playing smart, speaks in a funny way): Aha! I gotcha! I can’t believe how you fell for it! You went to fast, my little one! You’ll have tons of surprises in the next few days! I’ve got an amazing girl for you in line… she’s a perfect match to what you want! Don’t be surprised, the game was successfully updated!
Man: This makes no sense. What are you talking about?
Masked Boy: I guess you’ve already been scolded today!
Man: Who would scold me? I’m single, free and looking for someone, just like everyone in this universe. If I wanted to hide myself, I’d use different clothes, lie about my age… And if you were an intelligent person, you’d have realized that by now, don’t you think? I don’t do things behind people’s back. I don’t use fake names, don’t hide behind a cloak of anonymity and I am not cowered behind hypocrisy, lies or prejudice. It must be hard to understand this… of course…. A person unable to identify itself…
Boy masked (hoping around the stage like a ballerina): Do you want to know who I am? Haven’t you figured it out yet? You know that you and your girlfriend needed a lesson, right? Do you still think that men who dance well are gay? Are you already learning how to dance? She has stood up to me uncountable times, what a couple you are… Are you enjoying the game? It’s not that fun anymore.
Man: I never said men who dance well are gay; I said something totally different from that. But everyone has the right to think whatever they want to think.
Masked Boy: You’ve finally received the lesson you both deserved! She’ll be all alone and I’m going to offer that poor thing my shoulder!
Man: If she was with me, it was certainly because I gave her something she wanted. I have given her unforgettable nights, whatever.
Masked Boy: To imagine you ‘giving’ someone a night to remember is like believing in Santa Claus or that Snow White lived happily ever after… or that Cinderella’s crystal shoe found its other half…
Man: How pathetic! Is this a dream, a nightmare or am I going insane and haven’t understood a thing about it all?
The Girl and Woman enter the stage.
Women (very angry): I am the one who went crazy here! Perhaps all this has no value whatsoever to you. But for me, it means to forget that one day I’ve read something you wrote and made me cry for a long time.
Man: What did I write?
Woman: It was useless talking about it then, I knew you used to speak about me to everyone. You drove me insane. This almost put an end to my life. I worked hard to overcome many things and this was one of those things I overcame. Today, it’s finally possible to understand peoples’ attitudes and this is the happiest part of the story.
The Woman takes a piece of paper from somewhere and throws it at the Man’s face.
The Girl picks up the paper.
Girl (reads the paper): This year was pretty fun. I can’t complain about it. First, there was that older woman; she was almost 50 and I had to avoid her because it didn’t look good to be seen around someone way older than me. She loved to fuck, she liked me to ass fuck her more than to fuck her pussy. I don’t know… maybe she was trying to make me fall in love with her. Last week, after almost a year that we don’t fuck each other, she tries to force me to kiss her, tells me her 20-year-old son was going to be my student next year and asks me if I was into wearing panties! This is no easy woman.
Man: I can explain everything!
The Woman leaves the stage.
Girl (continues to read the paper): Well, then it came her daughter, who was a virgin. The girl seduced me, or tried at least, but didn’t want anything with me; she was just playing me, fooling me. She was always calling me and to say dirty things over the phone… things like… she was saving herself for someone special in ‘the future’, even though her ass had already been fucked by some 14-year-old boys.
The Girl stops reading and faces the Man.
Man: I can explain everything!
The Boy takes off the mask and gets the piece of paper in the Girl’s hand.
Boy (reads the paper): The girl always complained about these kids having small penis and kept turning me on with conversations through the night about wanting to suck a very big cock.
The Boy stops reading the paper and leaves the stage. He throws the paper on the floor. The Girl picks up the paper.
Girl (reading the paper again): I like to be played, to be used. What I want the most is for others to take advantage of my mental disability. She also acted like a retarded, even though she’s 16 or 17, but it was good, somehow. I, unfortunately, in my forties, to keep up appearances, couldn’t explain an affair with a girl this young, even if it was only by phone. Sooner or later a tragedy would happen. At least she started to date a 15-year-old classmate. I think she lied about being into girls, but she was always holding hands with a girl. The three were almost… whatever. This girl’s brother, son of that old slut, was an idiot. One day he came to the bathroom when I was there with some weird excuse and stayed there staring at my dick. He muttered something about how ‘big my cock’ is and whispered something like ‘how I want to suck this cock’ or ‘put it all in my mouth’. I didn’t give him attention. I only mentioned the fact of his family being disappointed at him if I told them what he was telling me. He left me alone after all. Now, after so much indecency, I finally got it right with their older sister, a 24-year-old who is serious and never dated…well, she had a couple of one day stands and one quick unresolved fuck.
Man: I now think to be ready for something serious. She matches me perfectly; I don’t really enjoy all this libidinousness. It’s necessary to preserve something, ‘good principles’, yeah, right on. I believe I could marry her.
Girl (reading the paper again): After all this orgy in family it’s good to rest my ejaculatory organ in a young woman of higher virtues than my own, a true ‘family girl’.
The Girl hugs the Man. The Woman and the Boy come in and hug the Man and the Girl. When they stop hugging each other, the man speaks to the audience.
Man: I can explain everything.
END.
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