{"id":238,"date":"2015-01-23T10:17:08","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T13:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/textosteatro.com\/br\/?p=238"},"modified":"2015-06-18T11:43:12","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T14:43:12","slug":"ora-balas-miniconto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/textosteatro.com\/br\/ora-balas-miniconto\/","title":{"rendered":"Ora, Balas! (Miniconto)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Ora, Balas! (Miniconto)<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ora, balas!<\/p>\n<p>Minha m\u00e3e sempre dizia para n\u00e3o aceitar balas de estranhos. Eu morria de medo, assustado com o que poderia acontecer. Dizia-se que haviam drogas escondidas nas balas e que eu poderia at\u00e9 morrer!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-127\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/xeq.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/bala.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"balas\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>O tempo foi passando e as palavras de minha m\u00e3e ficaram ultrapassada. \u201cQue bobagem\u201d, pensava eu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Como podia eu ter sido t\u00e3o infantil e confiado nela?<\/p>\n<p>Recentemente, num shopping, no interior de\u00a0um restaurante estranho cujo nome lembrava um personagem de hist\u00f3rias em quadrinhos, algu\u00e9m havia esquecido &#8220;aquelas balinhas&#8221; que os funcion\u00e1rios d\u00e3o de troco em cima de uma das mesas. Eu peguei-as\u2026 levei as balas comigo inocentemente, completamente esquecido dos s\u00e1bios conselhos de mam\u00e3e.<\/p>\n<p>Mais tarde, em casa, chupei uma bala e ofereci o restante delas\u00a0para toda a fam\u00edlia, que, confiando em mim, as aceitaram.<\/p>\n<p>No dia seguinte, as manchetes diziam: \u201cFam\u00edlia inteira tem morte relacionada \u00e0s drogas\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>E na minha l\u00e1pide est\u00e1 escrito: \u201cMorto por uma bala perdida\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ora, Balas! (Miniconto) &nbsp; Ora, balas! Minha m\u00e3e sempre dizia para n\u00e3o aceitar balas de estranhos. Eu morria de medo, assustado com o que poderia acontecer. Dizia-se que haviam drogas escondidas nas balas e que eu poderia at\u00e9 morrer! O tempo foi passando e as palavras de minha m\u00e3e ficaram ultrapassada. \u201cQue bobagem\u201d, pensava eu\u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[163],"tags":[174,267,165,142,268,168,199,269,61],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contos","tag-balas","tag-conselho","tag-conto","tag-infancia","tag-inocencia","tag-miniconto","tag-morte","tag-restaurante","tag-teatro"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Ora, Balas! 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