{"id":232,"date":"2015-01-23T10:43:34","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T13:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/textosteatro.com\/br\/?p=232"},"modified":"2015-06-18T11:42:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T14:42:19","slug":"chocolatra-miniconto-sadico-pseudo-moralista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/textosteatro.com\/br\/chocolatra-miniconto-sadico-pseudo-moralista\/","title":{"rendered":"Choc\u00f3latra: Miniconto s\u00e1dico-pseudo-moralista"},"content":{"rendered":"

Choc\u00f3latra: Miniconto s\u00e1dico-pseudo-moralista<\/h1>\n

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– Eu tenho tara por chocolate…<\/em>
\n – Mas voc\u00ea n\u00e3o \u00e9 gordo, amado!<\/em>
\n – Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o entendeu, amor… N\u00e3o \u00e9 tara s\u00f3 de comer! Chocolate me deixa excitado.<\/em>
\n – Cafe\u00edna? A\u00e7\u00facar?<\/em>
\n – N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o \u00e9 excitado desse jeito… \u00e9 tes\u00e3o mesmo!<\/em>
\n – Sei…<\/em>
\n – T\u00e1! Deixa assim! Amanh\u00e3 a gente conversa…<\/em>
\n – Ok! N\u00e3o vai chegar atrasado no cart\u00f3rio!<\/em>
\n – Claro que n\u00e3o, querida!<\/em><\/div>\n
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Naquela noite, a \u00faltima de solteiro, o choc\u00f3latra sonha com um g\u00eanio, que pergunta o que ele deseja. No sonho, ele pede ao g\u00eanio que tudo o que venha a ser tocado por suas m\u00e3os se transforme em chocolate. Ele acorda, lembra do sonho, mas n\u00e3o lhe d\u00e1 a devida import\u00e2ncia.<\/div>\n
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Como voc\u00eas j\u00e1 conhecem (ou devem ter percebido, adivinhado) o lado s\u00e1dico deste que agora escreve, um final tr\u00e1gico se aproxima.<\/div>\n
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Ap\u00f3s o casamento, na noite de n\u00fapcias, o desejo dos sonhos se realizar\u00e1: a noiva nua, na cama, transformada em chocolate diante do noivo estupefato.<\/div>\n
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Por\u00e9m, ao contr\u00e1rio do final tr\u00e1gico esperado, tal como na hist\u00f3ria do Rei Midas, que acaba transformando uma pessoa amada no ouro a qual tanto idolatrava, nosso pequeno conto, em rela\u00e7\u00e3o a hist\u00f3ria plagiada, ter\u00e1 um final feliz.<\/div>\n
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Apesar do inusitado, nada impediu que o noivo passasse a noite da lua-de-mel comendo todinha a sua noiva deliciosa…<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Choc\u00f3latra: Miniconto s\u00e1dico-pseudo-moralista   – Eu tenho tara por chocolate… – Mas voc\u00ea n\u00e3o \u00e9 gordo, amado! – Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o entendeu, amor… N\u00e3o \u00e9 tara s\u00f3 de comer! Chocolate me deixa excitado. – Cafe\u00edna? A\u00e7\u00facar? – N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o \u00e9 excitado desse jeito… \u00e9 tes\u00e3o mesmo! – Sei… – T\u00e1! Deixa assim! Amanh\u00e3 a gente conversa… […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[163],"tags":[164,166,355,165,277,167,26,278,61],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contos","tag-chocolate","tag-chocolatra","tag-comedia","tag-conto","tag-plagio","tag-rei-midas","tag-stand-up","tag-tara","tag-teatro"],"yoast_head":"\nChoc\u00f3latra: Miniconto s\u00e1dico-pseudo-moralista - Textos Teatro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Choc\u00f3latra: miniconto s\u00e1dico-pseudo-moralista \u00e9 um miniconto de com\u00e9dia. 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